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released March 16, 2014

"recorded," "mixed," "mastered," "written," and "performed" by SNARKNADO in an abandoned hotel

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SNARKNADO Boston, Massachusetts

violin and bass and drum samples and vocals and swag and pedals and deep, unyielding sadness

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Track Name: SNARKNADO VS. SOUNDCHECK
does sound go through this mic? does sound go through this microphone? does sound go through this microphone? things are seeming promising? things are seeming promising. let's go on to the other equipment. hooray! the DI box works today. hooray!!! a DI box!!!!! and all the petals are lighting up with their power LEDs. I hope we don't get a blackout. that'd be awkward. does the sound go through wires to a mixer to a sound mixer/technician to some speakers probably some amplifiers then to ears then to air bouncing off walls and other assorted concrete ephemera like floors and ceilings? is everything working? is everything working is everything working I guess it is I guess it is I guess it is
Track Name: FACEBOOK, THE TOP RIGHT CORNER
person x quoted obscure song lyrics in a status
someone else is listening to backstreet boys on spotify
and a person I met likes the status of a person I never met
one my bosses likes a link

be thankful
nicole
your friend gave you life
your friend gave you life
your friend gave you life
in Candy Crush Saga
Track Name: TRUE AMAZON REVIEWS
the package arrived in time
didn't seem too damaged
things were as advertised
three stars
Track Name: SNARKNADO VS. SEA TURTLES
I was aware
that I wasn’t aware
it was weird

I felt odd
slightly lost
it was weird

people jump off of tall buildings
just because they feel real feelings
not me

if i were one
i’d be cute
i’d have a shell

i’d swim away
you never change
you never help

would you ever save a sea
turtle’s life for me?
i heard on the phone it only costs
a couple of bucks per week
probably not

people talk people off of tall buildings
just because they feel real feelings
not me.
Track Name: POKE WAR 2014 (impossible version)
I have been climbing for most of my life or at least I have been trying most of my life. things have been okay, things have been fine; i'm balanced on edges but afraid of heights. half of all fighters, they don't win; after a certain point you just don't fight again. if i sell my gloves and i go to pawn my shoes you can take me down in a poke war there are worse things to lose
to Johanna
things are easy to forget; easier to miss. did you forget you're awesome. if i sell my gloves and i go to pawn my shoes you can take me down in a poke war there are worse things to lose.
i don't mind being reminded i still have things to lose
to Johanna and Amanda and Chris and Johanna and Amanda and Chris and Ann Marie and Sarah and Johanna and Amanda and Chris and Ann Marie and Sarah and aklsjfkl ; ans;d salkdfj aslnd sadlgj pwa;eijfslkdjf aso;ijf skdfn lsdjfalsdj fa;oiand klasdjf and akldfs alsjdf saeif p;waejf sdjf;lsdjkf;osjf alskdjnfoiasjf pweja fadksn fand I step back from the ledge ansdf oskdjf laskjdf lasdk;fj owaeijf oasdhjf osadhjf o;asijf l;skadj f;oashf ;djshg kjdha and ad apdn
Track Name: KESHA IMPROVISATION
kesha dropped the dollar sign from her name
nothing is sacred
my sister gave a dollar to a homeless person yesterday
nothing is sacred
we're living longer despite being more terrible
nothing is sacred
i lost something
nothing is sacred
snow???? ........ snow
nothing is sacred
then it melted in 50 degree heat
nothing is sacred
now it's ice on the path
nothing is sacred
daylight savings happened again
nothing is sacred

we're gonna dye a RIVER green in chicago
nothing is sacred

what the fuck is happening in Ukraine
nothing is sacred
I don't even mind I don't know
nothing is sacred

at least 12 years a slave won best picture
at least we're not all racists
at least not openly

it could be worse
it could be better, but it could be worse.
Track Name: SONGWRITING 101
this is either a love song or a breakup song [i think]
this is about either being right or being wrong [i think]
pull all the lines from cliches and sixth grade diaries
used a lot of yous and Is to make it seem close to me

port wine cheese
forced rhyme scheme
sport swine disease
forced rhyme scheme

when i say hip you say hop
hip [hop] hip [hop]
when i say flip you say flop
flip flop flipsdjfofaslwhat
etc

port wine cheese
forced rhyme scheme
gored twine geese
forced rhyme scheme
keep it all real, etc

hip hop hip hop hip hop hip hop hip hop keep it real flip flop flip flop flip flop flip flop asdkjfl;sdjkf;lkasjdfkl;jsd;iofjsaofnaose;finstip

stop
Track Name: DON'T STOP BELIEVIN' IN POST-BREAKUP KARAOKE
don't want to be awake
don't want to be asleep
done with this whole damn week
done with humanity

sure i'll go to your karaoke
sure i'm in the best mood for a party

journey said don't stop believin'
like
don't stop
believing

i'm not a small-town girl
in a small-town world
not everything goes on and on and on and on

i will make my own karaoke
but I cannot hold on to old feelings

so fuck journey